"TUFF
'TWEENS...
of
the
1980s" Triple
Feature
friday,
FEBRUARY
6,
2009
at
the
castro
theatre
in
San
Francisco,
CA.
7:30pm - THE
ADVENTURES
IN BABYSITTING (1987)
Directed
by Chris
Columbus
Containing:
Elizabeth
Shue, Maria
Brewton,
Keith Coogan
and Vincent
D'Onofrio
 Our
Tuff
'Tweens
evening
begins
with
Elizabeth
Shue
(who
never
looked
cuter)
as
the
most
kick-ass
suburban
babysitter
ever!
This
wacky
antic
adventure
captures
the
hilarious
hi-jinx
of Ferris
Bueller's
Day
Off
and
predates
the
female
friskyness
of
Buffy
the
Vampire
Slayer.
Don't
miss
this
rare
opportunity
to
see
your
favorite
80s
'Tween
film
on the
big
screen!
Preceded
by
a
ton
of
'Tween
trailers
(including Don't
Tell
Mom
the
Babysitter's
Dead,
License
To
Drive and Dream
A
Little
Dream as
well
as
some
upcoming
films.)
35mm, 104
min,
1987.
Playing with...
9:30pm - THE
GOONIES (1985)
Written
by
Steven
Spielberg & Chris
Columbus;
Directed
by
Richard
Donner
Containing:
Sean Astin,
Josh Brolin,
Jeff Cohen,
Corey Feldman & Jonathan
Ke Quan
 "Hey
you gu-uys!" Coming
up on it's
25th year
anniversary,
this totally
awesome 'Tween-fest
needs to
be celebrated
once and
for all,
in the best
movie theatre
of the country.
Get your
ADVANCE tix
now cuz this
sucker is
gonna be
jam packed! Come
dressed up
as your favorite
character
and receive
free treasure! Preceded
by a gaggle
of teen gang
trailers
(including The
Outsiders,
Rumble Fish & The
Legend of
Billie Jean.)
35mm Widescreen,
114 min,
1985.
Playing with...
11:59pm
- NEVER
TOO YOUNG
TO DIE (1986)
Directed
by
Gil
Bettman;
Written
by
Steven
Paul
Containing:
John Stamos,
Vanity, Gene
Simmons,
Robert Englund & George
Lazenby
 Every
once in
a while,
you stumble
across
a movie
that totally
and utterly
changes
your life.
This unstoppable, neon-glam,
mis-adventure
follows
John Stamos
as a high
school
gymnast
(inexplicably
named Stargrove)
whose father
(Lazenby)
is hunted
down and brutally
blown up.
Stargrove
teams up
with Cliff,
his gadget-flinging
Asian sidekick
(Kwong),
falls in
love with
the primarily topless,
machine
gun toting
sex-pot
Danja,
(pricelessly
performed
by Prince's
best backup
singer,
Vanity)
and hunts
down Ragnar,
one of
the greatest
evil drag
queens
of the
80s (deliciously
delivered
by KISS's
Gene Simmons).
As I said,
you won't be
the same
after you've
experienced
this infinitely
rewarding
and immensely
RARE treat!
Original
35mm print,
92 min,
1986. NEVER
RELEASED
ON DVD.
Plus, tons
of trivia
and giveaways!
Miss this
night… and
cry!
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